Cowboy Circle Jerk 
 
I wrote this song late one night when I realized that I hate online dating as much as bad country music, because it’s a Cowboy Circle Jerk out there...Hit it!
 
I like fuckin’, but I don’t fuck around
So you can keep your “dick pic” to yourself
‘Cause I can get dick by the pound
I like dancin’, but I don’t dance with fools
So get yer mitts up offa my tits
And go play pocket pool
 
It’s a Cowboy Circle Jerk: EVERYBODY
Cowboy Circle Jerk: EVERYBODY
You can even do the “twerk” (if you WANT to...)
Cowboy Circle Jerk: It’s a Hoedown: Down the road to HELL
 
I like fuckin’ but I prefer ROMANCE!
If you need strokin’- I’m not jokin’
You can keep it in yer pants
I like kissin’ cuddlin’ and fuckin’ too
Ladies take the time to find a LIKE MIND
Who deserves to get with you!
 
It’s a Cowboy Circle Jerk: EVERYBODY
Cowboy Circle Jerk: EVERYBODY
You can even do the “twerk” (if you WANT to...)
Cowboy Circle Jerk: It’s a Hoedown: Down in the gutter!
 
Lesbians like ladies...they sure makes them GAY
They don’t need a dick to do the trick
To make a lady’s day- NO SIR!
Watch out Cowboys
Yer antics show your hand
Fuckin’s fine for the shallow kind
But some gals like that brand.
 
It’s a Cowboy Circle Jerk: EVERYBODY
Cowboy Circle Jerk: EVERYBODY
You can even do the “twerk” (if you WANT to...)
Cowboy Circle Jerk: It’s a Hoedown: Surely down the road to hell
 
Are we witnessing the death of respect in human interactions? The virtual world is full of lurchers, shankers, dick pic show-ers, finger suckers, creepazoids of a wide array...BE CAREFUL WHO YOU GIVE YOUR PHONE NUMER TO! ‘Cause it’s a Cowboy Circle Jerk!

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