Light ‘Em Up - AKA Redickulous Incense Theme (It’s a JOBS program)

Have you seen my little incense cones?
They resemble men’s party bones...Light ‘em up
Redickulous Incense: It’ll elevate your mood!
Sweetly unique like each and every dude! Light ‘em up
(Here’s what ya gotta do) Grab a dick and light it on fire...
Watch the smoke swirl higher and higher: Light ‘em up
Short or long, pointy or thick,
 Just light ‘em up and they do the trick: Light ‘em up – It’s an Air Freshener
Hand crafted with American hands:
Buy a dickbag they’re the best in any land! Light ‘em up
Hand rolled just like my joints...
Artists make them come to the point: Light 'em up
It’s a Jobs Program...piecework
I can roll 50 dicks an hour:
Redickulous Incense gives me the power: Light ‘em up
Who doesn’t love a sweet smelling dick?
Maybe lesbians...But they light them up anyway
Hold a dick between your fingers...
Light the tip and let the fire linger: Light ‘em up
Fire the tip until it starts to glow –
Take a moment to BLOW BLOW BLOW: Light ‘em up
Local, sustainable, consumable dicks - It’s an air freshener
Repeat as you desire to scent the air with dicks on fire! Light ‘em up
We love your feedback! We’d love to see this fiery stuff burning everywhere! So snap a pic of your fiery little dick and share it quick on our facepoop page! It’s all the rage in this spaced out age.

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